157 emails, naked-scanning and Pros and Pros and Pros...
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byslantedlight157 emails in my inbox are just way too many and I so need to tidy up... I'm sorry if anyone's got lost in there, do kick me if I haven't replied to something and I should have... (well, I should have replied to all of them by now, but...) I'm sorry!
And I see the make-you-naked scanners at Heathrow were in the news this morning, as I glanced at Landlady's tv whilst making my coffee... I shouldn't be surprised that when they showed an example of a woman in the scanner it was from head to kneecaps, and her arms were held up and stretched out and you could see all her shapes clearly - and when they showed an example of a man in the scanner it cut him off at the waist... They did later show a rear view which included a bottom, but it could in many ways have been either male or female... I mean, wtf - it's 2010, do they think we might not realise what's there? And really, when you think about it, isn't it more damaging to portray men as crotchless? *g*
Speaking of men with crotches (*g*) - I have to admit to watching Commando Leopard with something akin to dread last night, cos I knew I'd watched it a year or so ago, and I thought I'd posted about it somewhere, so I was hoping to get out of it, in a way... *g* And naturally on the first Sunday for ages that I could do NPPW, it wasn't MS in Macbeth, which I was looking forward to rewatching for the first time since I was in Year 12, or something I like (yeay Rhodes coming up!), but one of the jungle movies... But that said - I still stayed up way too late writing my commentary, and had fun doing the screencaps, and thoroughly enjoyed it all really, so... And I don't remember noticing Curasco and the Priest last time either, cos I'm not at all a slash-goggles-girl - and to be honest it may be that I'm more aware of the possibility of LC-slash than anything else, so... *g* But yeah, fun...
...and I started getting all plotty with it then, when I went to bed, wondering about story ideas for the Big Bang thingie - except that instead I ended up with a plot for the new Dialj challenge, Discovered in Chinese New Year (that should have a the really, shouldn't it..! Also - gargh, why is this computer not showing the banner properly, when my computer did! Why's it cutting our Doyle in half? Waaaah! Is it doing that for anyone else?) I have a strange feeling that there's not going to be alot of interest in Dialj challenges for a while, which would be a bugger, cos there's a guest challenger waiting for next month, but... We'll see - you never know... Anyway - I even had to jump out of bed to write plot down, which was kind of a good thing, even if it was Very Very Late and I Should Have Been In Bed... *g*
Aaaand... okay, I've been writing this all day, and now it's getting on for just two hours left before hometime - wheeee! *g*
Long stories - what do you count as a long story...? *g* The Pros Big Bang says 12,500 words and over at Pros-Lit there was a big hurrah for such long stories, but the ProsLit Long Story List is for stories over 50,000 words (aka "novels" by some definitions). Hmmn - stories I think of as "long" (rather than novels), picked at random:
- November by Sebastian (22,708)
- Suitable Gravity by DVS (49,452)
- Legacy of Tempation by Ellis Ward (100,732)
- Scoring A Try by ET (24,573)
What wordcount do they come in with... Hmmn, quite a spread, actually! I guess that seems right - although two of those are technically either novels or almost-novels! I didn't realise Legacy of Temptation was nearly that long!
What Pros stories do you think of as long..?
151 emails in my inbox... *g*
And I see the make-you-naked scanners at Heathrow were in the news this morning, as I glanced at Landlady's tv whilst making my coffee... I shouldn't be surprised that when they showed an example of a woman in the scanner it was from head to kneecaps, and her arms were held up and stretched out and you could see all her shapes clearly - and when they showed an example of a man in the scanner it cut him off at the waist... They did later show a rear view which included a bottom, but it could in many ways have been either male or female... I mean, wtf - it's 2010, do they think we might not realise what's there? And really, when you think about it, isn't it more damaging to portray men as crotchless? *g*
Speaking of men with crotches (*g*) - I have to admit to watching Commando Leopard with something akin to dread last night, cos I knew I'd watched it a year or so ago, and I thought I'd posted about it somewhere, so I was hoping to get out of it, in a way... *g* And naturally on the first Sunday for ages that I could do NPPW, it wasn't MS in Macbeth, which I was looking forward to rewatching for the first time since I was in Year 12, or something I like (yeay Rhodes coming up!), but one of the jungle movies... But that said - I still stayed up way too late writing my commentary, and had fun doing the screencaps, and thoroughly enjoyed it all really, so... And I don't remember noticing Curasco and the Priest last time either, cos I'm not at all a slash-goggles-girl - and to be honest it may be that I'm more aware of the possibility of LC-slash than anything else, so... *g* But yeah, fun...
...and I started getting all plotty with it then, when I went to bed, wondering about story ideas for the Big Bang thingie - except that instead I ended up with a plot for the new Dialj challenge, Discovered in Chinese New Year (that should have a the really, shouldn't it..! Also - gargh, why is this computer not showing the banner properly, when my computer did! Why's it cutting our Doyle in half? Waaaah! Is it doing that for anyone else?) I have a strange feeling that there's not going to be alot of interest in Dialj challenges for a while, which would be a bugger, cos there's a guest challenger waiting for next month, but... We'll see - you never know... Anyway - I even had to jump out of bed to write plot down, which was kind of a good thing, even if it was Very Very Late and I Should Have Been In Bed... *g*
Aaaand... okay, I've been writing this all day, and now it's getting on for just two hours left before hometime - wheeee! *g*
Long stories - what do you count as a long story...? *g* The Pros Big Bang says 12,500 words and over at Pros-Lit there was a big hurrah for such long stories, but the ProsLit Long Story List is for stories over 50,000 words (aka "novels" by some definitions). Hmmn - stories I think of as "long" (rather than novels), picked at random:
- November by Sebastian (22,708)
- Suitable Gravity by DVS (49,452)
- Legacy of Tempation by Ellis Ward (100,732)
- Scoring A Try by ET (24,573)
What wordcount do they come in with... Hmmn, quite a spread, actually! I guess that seems right - although two of those are technically either novels or almost-novels! I didn't realise Legacy of Temptation was nearly that long!
What Pros stories do you think of as long..?
151 emails in my inbox... *g*
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Date: Tuesday, 2 February 2010 01:46 pm (UTC)I'm surprised about LoT too - in fact to be honest I'm surprised it's that long, cos it doesn't seem to be, in the original zine... Then again, it's such a fab read that of course it doesn't seem that long... *g*
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Date: Tuesday, 2 February 2010 06:21 pm (UTC)This got me thinking so I made a list of the stories I've written by length, figuring it would give me a better idea of what I consider long because, as others have said, a bad story can seem eternal while a good story flies by so it's hard to figure out from what I read.
Anyway, going by what I remember while I wrote them, what it felt like as far as time and energy, a short story would be to about 3000 words, medium would be 3000 to maybe 17,500. Long, 17,500 to 50,000, at which point you're talking novella (50,00 to maybe 75,000) and then novel length anything after that.
As you can see, when it came to writing them, "longer" got here a bit sooner than when I went by reading them. *g*
I'm surprised about LoT too - in fact to be honest I'm surprised it's that long, cos it doesn't seem to be, in the original zine... Then again, it's such a fab read that of course it doesn't seem that long...
Exactly.